Thursday, January 22, 2009

Because we haven't looked at the google lately...

The latest in amazing Google searches! Enjoy, but please be aware that this list has become very much NSFW....

 

Wife cigar – remains a favorite for some bizarre reason

Afghanistan penis - um

Angst doesn’t hurt so much when I’m drunk – word

Are there whores in the Navy – the Navy is an equal opportunity employer and hires man-whores as well as woman-whores

Ass – just ass, folks

Did Blackbeard have a wife

Do people like life in the Navy? – there are a few freaks out there. ;)

Do they give a pap smear at bct army – if it’s a military medical facility, they’re at least going to ask you when your last one was, even if you’re in there for a hang nail

Does being a Navy officer wife suck – May I present to you...my blog!

Got a cold wife can you help

Groogling

Kimba + navy – uh oh, they’re on to you!

Kimba ass - ???

Military spouse job description – what a great idea for a blog post! Writing that down....

My military detailer sucks – welcome to the military

Naughty navy wife – you’ve come to the right blog

Navy detailer function – to fuck up your shit

Navy wife says she was born to be fucked – well, it’s a good thing she’s a milspouse – she’s come to the right place to get screwed All. The. Time. Though generally it’s quite an unpleasant experience.

Penis in Afghanistan

Screwed by the Navy

Team Yodaman – word up!

Tiny penis love – awwww, how sweet! You love a detailer?

Wife feminizing husbands – we should be so lucky! Do away with stupid gender bollocks!

Wife with tiny cock – to make a sly reference to the movie Clerks, we don’t have chicks with dicks around here.

Willow Magdalena – that’s *my* idea! Back off!!! I might never have a daughter, but that name is freaking reserved, yo. :sigh: Okay, I’ll share.

Just another snarky navy wifelittle. Snarky. Different – fascinating....

 

 

Now, allow me to say once again that I am aware that there are rare and wonderful detailers out there. However, given the angst that I and a few friends have endured the last couple of years over certain detailers (not to mention a habit of detailers to cause angst that serves absolutely no purpose), I’m willing to light up any and every detailer. If your detailer is awesomesauce, comment here, and I shall acknowledge.

 

3 comments:

kimba said...

LOL - the only result that yields is your blog! :-)

Hey, I hear Baltimore is nice this time of year ;-)

Mistress said...

FABULOUS!!!

Dealing with this for 27 years I remember my parents complaints. I know what I face and I am not happy to deal with the ______(choose your word!)In August, we are not excited!


Thanks for the great laugh

idealistlefty said...

Now those were funny!

And about the good detailers out there...cricket, cricket...nope, nothing.